Saturday, October 20, 2007

Camel Marketing Campaigns for Cancer in Pink Camo

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Camel Marketing Campaigns for Cancer in Pink Camo

I thought I'd Jazz up the font a bit for this one...

This past weekend my little sister (hardly a week into her 18th year) came to my new studio for the first time. She came with her friend Michaela, who is still 17. They're seniors in high school. I'm 24. I smoke. Not camels... but that's irrelevant.

So Michaela and Marina come in and I'm hurrying to finish the straightening process that is my hair. I sit here, right here, at my computer/vanity when I pull the mini mirror out, plug in the appliances and strategically place my brushes. Whether this seat is a desk chair or a vanity stool, there is something that always stays... my butts, I have my ash tray, a bottle half filled with water, and usually nearly full with butts, This is where they go so they don't smell... again, irrelevant. But you get it, I'm hooked. They're part of my routine. All my routines. When I was a senior in high school, I was already a smoker. Albeit, a light one, but a smoker, nonetheless.

My generation marked the end of the "smoking is cool" marketing campaign targeted at young kids. It worked.... I guess.

Michaela had a pack of cigarettes on Saturday. I was surprised, I asked if she smokes; the answer was no. But these cigarettes were so cool. The pack was a trendy black and pink. Camel Number 9s. The cigarettes weren't pink, but, apparently, there are hot pink ones as well. I learned tonight there are also pink and green ones (menthol). My little sister and Michaela share a cigarette....

Now I was appalled (inside) and intrigued (visibly) and I wanted to try a drag too... briefly - Marina has always been an athlete and a gymnast, has never let me smoke in her car (so I don't ask) and she thinks it's gross... the way I smoke... like a... smelly, smelly smoker! But here she was, puffing the prettiest, girliest cig with Michaela, trying to blow smoke rings...

I did try this cig. It was so... fluffy, pink... good! I forgot to purchase a pack at the store when I went to get my ~2 day fix of 3 packs.

Tonight I was out listening to a favorite local band at a local bar. The location was somewhere I went often during my BC days. School is in session so I was not surprised to see those "free lighter" people come around and take down your drivers license info and give you a free lighter... I didn't want one, because of the way they fail me when they run out of fluid in 2 minutes... but I spoke with one of the two marketers... a couple of years ago these were always Marlboro reps. But I went with my gut and asked, "are you with Camel?"

Not surprisingly, she was!

I began to chat with her briefly about Camels new marketing campaign. I told her how I thought it was creative, and was surprised to even see a new marketing campaign at all with a cigarette company, the way things are these days with the lawsuits...

Then I asked her if it works. Her reply: an ultra enthusiastic, "it DOES work!"

She began to describe how sorority girls (who I guess don't usually smoke... no Greek life at BC, I wouldn't know...) were utterly AGOG about the pink cigarettes! I told her how my sister was smoking one - (and then explained why that was odd) and she said her sister too... and that her sister didn't smoke... but now she does, and she got her a pack.... and she trailed off in a way, after I had (so un-journalistically) blurted out, "but you think it's wrong, don't you?" ...seeing I'd made her uncomfortable, I normally would have apologized and let her know I smoke too, but instead I urged, "I mean, deep down..."

We spoke briefly about how I guess they went the legal route without using names that imply "light" this or "ultra light" that, because, as tobacco companies now know, this misrepresentation is illegal,,,

But I remember when targeting kids who were too young to smoke was illegal. I told her that within 10 years they would be slapped with a ton of lawsuits some creative lawyer would think up something illegal about their current marketing and this would all go down far down the road "when you're not marketing cigarettes anymore" I said to the girl before we said a friendly goodbye... well, sorta friendly, I guess.... because in a politely impolite way, I made her think about her job... and it's meaning... a little too much for a random Monday, I guess...

::spark, spark::

::inhales a comforting first drag of a Marlboro medium::

::contemplates dumping Phillip Morris for Joe Camel's hot daughter Jane Camel, cause she is just that scandalous and tempting::

::exhales::

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at Columbia... Iranian and American Cultures Collide

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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at Columbia... Iranian and American Cultures Collide

So we've all seen it, we've all heard it, Ahmadinejad came to Columbia University.

We all watched in horror as Ahmadinejad responded with fancy-foot responses to our blatant questions about Israel. We laughed at his response to our inquiries about homosexuals... and now America knows for sure: this man is not someone we're ever going to see eye to eye with. We all felt like we needed that since we've NEVER seen eye to eye with Bush or his administration...

So.. how come Ahmadinejad's popularity has soared in Iran in the aftermath of this visit?

I think this can be answered in a number of ways, none of which I could ever speak to fully so I will leave those out - but one huge way that it helped Ahmadinejad is this:

We were rude to our guest, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

So... [you ask] ...if he is such a bad person - why does it matter?!?

In Iran; it matters!

An ultimate no-no in Iran is to be rude to your guest. It is not just a whisper whisper trash talk that fades over time. It is a serious mar to your personal character to be known as someone who was rude to their guest. Imagine if a well known family man in your town was all of a sudden rumored to be a wife-beater or a child molester... instant social outcast! People don't throw rumors like that around frivolously!

It was a huge faux pas... on our own turf.

Being kind to him and objective in manner is a courtesy that an Iranian would expect from someone who has invited him or her as a guest.

I am happy he came here because I think we all need to wake up and this was a big wake up call. Before long Americans will have to understand this is why he had a small ratings boost and then we can also so Iranians as people who think differently. I also believe that this being shown on Iranian TV is good. Before long Iranians might be able to learn that in America this is how bluntly we speak. We are not always courteous to our guests, although our moms taught us to be. We are comfortable with being candid. That is what open means here in America...

And it's often surprising when we invite someone to our house who we don't generally get along with and they actually show up!

How do I dispose of Mercury in Boston, MA?

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How do I dispose of Mercury in Boston, MA?

So energy efficient light bulbs are all the rage right now.

I switched, you switched,
Red fish, blue fish...

(had to)

We (hopefully) have all noticed the warning label about the mercury in the bulbs and how you can't just toss 'em in the trash. So I looked online to find out how to properly dispose of Hg...

What?!? It costs MONEY?!?

The good news is - it doesn't have to cost you. Although Mass hasn't sorted out a state-wide program yet - there are some volunteers. Surprisingly IKEA and many hardware stores offer disposal services, Wal-Mart had a light bulb disposal drive in July. There are also a number of Towns that voluntarily offer this service. There is one in Cambridge, one in Newton and one in Chelsea - to name a few. Specifically, this would be offered by a town/city's Public Works department.

I hope this was helpful.

I'm also hopeful that within the next 10 years Massachusetts will figure this out. FYI - 10 years is the (supposed) life expectancy of the bulb.

If you haven't switched yet, I would seriously consider it. A 100 watt bulb can be replaced by an energy efficient bulb (with the same luminescence) but only 13-23 watts.

What does this mean to you? Saving $

Check out this GREAT informational resource - put in layman's terms, and a quick read: How much does electricity Cost

Why should you care? Electricity in Mass is 18 cents per Kwh... if you don't know what that means it's not important (but you can learn w/ above link) If you don't like to learn - use the quick calculator on the page to see what your 60 W, 75 W and 100 W bulbs are costing you... oh yeah, MA electricity is currently the 2nd highest rate... 2nd only to Hawaii.

Which blows.

Oh yeah, and what are the benefits of your effort to go a little green? Electricity production burns fossil fuels. We've depleted half of our fossil fuel pool already... somethings gotta change.

And by the way... I believe in you.


Other resources to learn where to bring your bulbs:

Newmoa.org

City of Chelsea's Program